Ode to the Interwebs

Dear Internet,

Thank you so much for all that you do for me. When I need to find information quickly you are there. When I need to find some kind of image you are there for me. When I need to listen to some music after getting a song stuck in my head you are there for me. When I feel the need to remind myself just how old I am (and how much it freaks me out that I am friends with people born in the 1990s) I can reminisce the 90s and my childhood with you. When I need to burn my eyes out with bleach to get rid of the things that can't be unseen you are there for me.

You have brought me things such as 2 girls 1 cup, The Ultimate Showdown, Phillip DeFranco, The Kitty Kat Dance, Harry Potter Puppet Pals, Lol Cats, Bluhd, countless versions of people getting pwnd whether it be by nut shots, head shots or roommate pranks (The Bird in the Cereal Box and ensuing pranks are definitely epic wins). You have brought me so many videos of cute babies ... Evil Eye Baby, Laughing Baby, Baby's First Laugh. You have brought me "unforgivable," "scarlett takes a tumble" and thousands of Chuck Norris jokes. You have brought me the Helen Keller Simulator.

You Internet - you have made me feel like a horrible person for the stuff I have laughed at. You have entertained me. You have made me cry. You have kept me up all night because I just couldnt stop stumbling. You have made go on countless of related posts and related video trails. i have lost myself for hours on Wikipedia, College Humor, YouTube and Facebook. YOU HAVE TURNED ME INTO A STALKER. I don't want to know how drunk so and so got last night and what they did. Or maybe I do, because it means I can procrastinate doing homework for 5 more minutes.

So fuck you Internet. Fuck you through all your chat rooms and videos and social networking sites. Go Tweet this to your celebrity friends. Or retweet this, because I'm gonna tweet it first. And then I'm gonna actually do the blog posts that I have to do for class and maybe blog some more. Because that is my new internet addiction.

Hi, my name is Lacey. I am an Interholic. I am also a caffieneaholic, workaholic and alcoholic.

Just kidding Interwebs, you know I love you.